What to Wear if You're Flat Chested

If Aphrodite wore bras instead of magic sea foam, she'd have a dozen of these.

When I was an insecure teenager, all I ever wanted was a boob job. I could blame Britney Spears, the media, or Photoshopped "Vogue" editorials but, let's face it, if it wasn't my boobs it would have been something else. I was flat chested, chubby, had bad skin, and ill fitting jeans (perhaps a bigger sin than underage drinking). All that, I thought, could be cured with a pair of big knockers. It was teenage insecurities and I out grew them. I also out grew the bad skin, got off the couch every once in awhile, and learned how to buy a decent pair of jeans. The only thing that remains of teenage Katie is the flat chest. And I could not be happier.

Eberjey's Giovanna Bralet, $60

In the same way that straight-haired girls always want curly hair (and vice versa), flatties want huge boobs (and vice versa). Well, it's time to cut it out, fellow flat chested ladies. I have it on good authority that the curvy girls are tired of hearing us complain while they have back problems, bra strap welts, and trouble finding tops that don't make them look like last call hooker. Let's embrace our small chests if for no other reason than it allows us to wear gorgeous, wireless bras like Eberjey's Colette ($56, pictured above).

I just bought the lace, racer back bralet and want to wear it with everything! It's soft, comfortable, and makes me feel incredibly glamorous. I can't wait until the weather warms up and I can let it peek out of slouchy summer tanks.

In fact, the entire Eberjey line is extremely covet-able and extremely flat chest friendly. Each bra is soft-to-touch, delicate, and lovely. I'm having a major"I Enjoy Being a Girl" moment here, guys.

Eberjey bras: get into them, flatties!